Tuesday, August 08, 2006

If...

If your child ever decides to sharpen a whole pile of crayons..

And if he makes a big mess of crayon shavings on the table and floor…

And if you’re having a busy, somewhat frustrating morning…

And if you think to yourself, “Oh, he’s having fun and I’ll just clean it up when he’s done"…

Give your head a smack and find some other fun activity for him!

And if you choose to ignore this advice, then you’ll need a vacuum cleaner, a thumbnail, a good cleaning rag (preferrably microfibre), and lots of patience.

You can take it from me. I know.

2 comments:

Rhonda said...

Thanks for the advice. :)

Anonymous said...

I'm going to put together a book of scenarios and ensuing advice from you mothers, just in case I ever need to pull from your wide range of experience.